And I got in trouble for making so many bags of popcorn. I tried standing too close to the microwave oven hoping the radiation would change me. But only one thing at a time.įrom the published play "Between Good and Evil" ( She looks at her father, embarrassed for revealing too much.) Inside his head there is always something more beautiful. The houses of your neighbors look dull and lacking in moonlight. This is what it is to love an artist: The moon is always rising above your house. I was working on a new philosophical system. Their husbands talked too much.īut I wanted to talk to him about my notions. I should have realized that women envied me. If we were in a restaurant, sometimes I would get embarrassed because Orpheus looked sullen and wouldn't talk to me and I thought people felt sorry for me. He would get a funny look on his face and I would say what are you thinking about and he would always be thinking about music. I wish, Gertrude, you would speak to him, and tell him that once a week is quite often enough to propose to any one, and that it should always be done in a matter that attracts some attention. I am very fond of Tommy, but his methods of proposing are quite out of date. When Tommy wants to be romantic he talks to one just like a doctor. But he does it in a horrid confidential way. That might produce some effect on the public. If he proposed at the top of his voice, I should not mind so much. And then Tommy is so annoying in the way he proposes.
But the observation crushed Tommy for ten minutes. And I don't believe anybody else does either. Fortunately I don't know what bimetallism means. At luncheon I saw by the glare in his eyes that he was going to propose again, and I just managed to check him in time by assuring him that I was a bimetallist. Really, the things that go on in front of that work of art are quite appalling. Then he proposed to me in broad daylight this morning, in front of that dreadful statue of Achilles. They always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf. Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. If I had, it would have stopped the music at once. I didn't dare to make the smallest repartee, I need hardly tell you. He proposed to me last night in the Music-room, when I was quite unprotected, as there was an elaborate trio going on. Tommy really does nothing but propose to me. The rest of the world slips away and you're his entire universe, because no Death Star, Tardis or warp drive is more exciting than a girl who gives him the time of day.
They really care about you and who you are. If you get past the over drawn comic book heroines and the overly aggressive Sci Fi babes. (Does body builder impression) Who is the lucky girl who gets me today? It's all about them and they turn romance in to a competition. With pretty boys there is always a fight for the mirror. Pretty boys are too worried about their looks and compete for fairest of them all.
#COMEDIC MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN FULL#
And the best thing about nerds is that they give you their full attention.
#COMEDIC MONOLOGUES FOR WOMEN FREE#
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